thecrimsonalchemist:

i’m getting desperate 

plasmapanda:

people always giving me lip for watching these musclebound studs suckin each other off and grabbing all over each other’s oiled up bodies they say things like “johnny. why are you constantly watching gay porn if you’re not actually gay” so i explain to them “if it wasn’t me…

thombranco:

zekespad:

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WE CROSSED THE LINE

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jahsonic:

Two Octopi is a painting by John Singer Sargent.
guinness world records man:sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
madkingwillie:

Long live the Mad Fucking King!
Very quick King Ryan because I’m super psyched.
seifukucat:

i should be surprised, but i’m not 

everyone mad about meeshell being a name when theres still hunter huntsman like really

elorablue:

autumn by fotosarisca on Flickr.